CA: 0x277c3117f42e61Bb41CE2901078F17ec00D909e4
COOMER
ABOUT
Welcome to the wonderfully unhinged world of CoomerCoin, the meme token nobody asked for—but secretly everyone needed. Born from the depths of internet lore and fueled by pure dopamine and zero shame, $COOM is the digital embodiment of late-night scrolling, questionable browser histories, and meme-fueled degeneracy.
This isn’t just another meme token—it’s a lifestyle choice. A glorious tribute to the eternally online, the basement philosophers, and the zoomed-in PNG connoisseurs. With CoomerCoin, we’re not just riding waves—we’re surfing the tsunami of internet culture with one hand on the keyboard and the other clutching a Red Bull.
No utility? Check. Too much community? Double check. A roadmap that’s just a sticky note with “??? -> COOM -> Lambo”? You bet. But behind the chaos is a tribe of true believers, united by irony, self-awareness, and a shared dream of mooning while memeing.
So grab your tissues (for the tears of laughter, of course), load up your bags, and join the most gloriously unserious serious movement in crypto. Let’s COOM together—to the moon and beyond.
